Snagged this meme from Jen @ Stuff Jen Says who stole it from someone who stole it from someone else, etc. Who wants to steal it from me?

1. Are your parents married or divorced? divorced from each other, both remarried
2. Are you a vegetarian? No but I’m not a huge carnivore either
3. Do you believe in Heaven? It sounds nice. I don’t know, I’m not saying no, but I’m not saying yes either
4. Have you ever come close to dying? Close enough!
5. What jewelry do you wear 24/7? just my wedding rings and small (tiny small) hoops in my ears
6. Favorite time of day? 8pm or so, the monkey is in bed and hubby and I are often watching a favorite tv show or working on a hobby and then afterwards I get to READ!
7. Do you eat the stems of broccoli? sure but I only like cooked broccoli so that’s probably why
8. Do you wear makeup? Nope. Like seriously, almost never.
9. Ever have plastic surgery? No and I probably never would unless I was seriously disfigured by some accident. Cheery thought, I know.
10. Do you color your hair? I have before but not in a long time.
11. What do you wear to bed? usually pajama pants or capris and a t-shirt (or tank top or long sleeves depending on the weather)
12. Have you ever done anything illegal? Can I plead the fifth?
13. Can you roll your tongue? I could say yes and you’d never know.
14. Do you tweeze your eyebrows? No, I prefer them bushy
15. What kind of sneakers? I really only like Pumas and the like, and would prefer to not wear sneakers at all, but I’m wearing this ginormous Keen hiking sneakers for arch support or something. They help. But they’re ugly.
16. Do you believe in abortions? Yeah I’m pretty sure those happen.
17. What is your hair color? brownish brown
18. Future child’s name? another boy I would probably name Matthew or Nicholas; A girl would likely be Rachel or Addison
19. Do you snore? I don’t know, you’d have to ask my husband. He says no, not that he’s aware of.
20. If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be? I’d probably go to Washington State to meet my mother
21. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? no just my teddy bear of a husband
22. If you won the lottery, what would you do first? Buy a HOUSE – and I’d say “HOUSE” a lot
23. Gold or silver? white gold, just to be difficult
24. Hamburger or hot dog? hot dog, unless it’s one of those freak skin hot dog things, then I’ll take a cheese burger
25. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? well the five year old in me wants to say COOKIES but it should probably be something healthier if it’s all I’m getting. I think bread would be a safe stand by. If prisoners can make do on it, so can I.
26. City, beach or country? country but close to a decent sized town
27. What was the last thing you touched? my glass of water?
28. Where did you eat last? in my kitchen
29. When’s the last time you cried? I teared up a bit this morning watching this video.
30. Do you read blogs? Would you even believe me if I said no
31. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? you mean wearing pants and a shirt? Yeah I guess.
32. Ever been involved with the police? No my grandmother told me I wasn’t allowed to date cops. Engineers, luckily, are okay.
33. What’s your favorite shampoo, conditioner and soap? I’ve been using those Aussie shampoos but I’m sort of in the market for something new, ditto for soap – which I’m using a Method body wash right now. Love Method but not crazy about this soap. I want to try LUSH but they are so expensive!
34. Do you talk in your sleep? I don’t think so, hubbie says only if you count when I say I’m awake but go back to sleep.
35. Ocean or pool? ocean
36. Who would you take on a ménage à trois for a dirty weekend? I’m so not even going to answer that, sorry.
37. Window seat or aisle? WINDOW! I will trade you for the window seat if I have to
38. Ever met anyone famous? sure
39. Do you feel that you’ve had a truly successful life? I think so, but I’m far from finished
40. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? twirl, but I break it in half before it goes into the pot, so it’s a bit smaller than full length – you know, like, half length
41. Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey? Ellen Degeneres
42. Basketball or Football? football
43. How long do your showers last? less than twenty minutes
44. Automatic or do you drive a stick? automatic, me driving a stick shift is not pretty. There are tears, usually mine. And not much in the way of driving.
45. Cake or ice cream? Can you have one without the other?
46. Are you self-conscious? Only completely
47. Have you ever drank so much you threw up? lmfao oh lord. Um. Yes.
48. Have you ever given money to a beggar? sure
49. Have you been in love? I am in love!
50. Where do you wish you were? in a home that I owned in another state
51. Are you wearing socks? no I try to avoid it
52. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? nope
53. Can you tango? no but I like chimichangas, is that relevant?
54. Last gift you received? Um. My dad gave me a half used gift card to Texas Roadhouse a few months ago?
55. Last sport you played? extreme dating?
56. Things you spend a lot of money on? groceries, diapers, health insurance, rent…
57. Where do you live? in an apartment which is not a house – funny that, right?
58. Where were you born? in a hospital
59. Last wedding attended? a woman who thought my name was Jessica
60. Most hated food(s)? peas
61. Can you sing? Sure but not extremely well, at least probably not well. You know I have my moments. But it’s probably all in my head. You won’t find me hurting people’s ear drums on American Idol.
62. Last place you went on holiday? New Hampshire or as my son calls in Shampies
63. Favorite regular drink? What makes it regular? How often I drink it or the chemical makeup of it? Or something else silly? I like DrPepper like too much
64. Current favorite song? I really have no idea. Like my brain hurts trying to pick one. But it’s probably by John Mayer – ohhh I really like his song, Out Of My Mind, from his new albumn – soooooooo good even though dh hates it